By now, we're all used to Jones looking for any open microphone and then using it immediately to undermine his own coaching staff. We're used to him hand-selecting players like Dez Bryant player so rotten he needs 24-hour babysitting to keep from curb-stomping his own mom then demanding that those players be showcased, often to the detriment of winning football games. We're used to him bringing in turd after turd after turd because he fancies the Cowboys as America's greatest ongoing reality show. Early in his ownership, Jones loved winning because it brought him attention. But now that the Cowboys suck and can't win, he's more than happy to get ANY attention, good or bad. Any time a Cowboys player shows up in the pages of US Weekly, the Double J orgasms out of his face. And as he grows older and closer and closer to death, he's become dangerously addicted to that attention. He's a meth head for publicity. It's enveloped him so much that winning games has become incidental.

 

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My complaint is that North American cities have become largely indistinguishable. I (living in Houston) have visited Dallas, San Francisco, Boston, Tampa, Montreal, Edmonton, Denver, San Jose, Seattle, Vancouver, Newport, Baltimore, Savannah, New Orleans, San Antonio, San Diego . and if you turned me around twice in any of them, I could not tell you which one I was in. McDonald's, Starbucks, Exxon stations, the NY Times . its all the same. Yes, San Francisco has the Golden Gate and New Orleans has Bourbon Street, but the overall city is . just the same as the others. London (UK) was a pleasant change for my ten day trip, but even there were some familiar "institutions". I moved to Houston in 1967 and it had some wonderful places - San Jacinto Inn Restaurant, the Astrodome, Gilley's Bar, Westbury Square Shopping Village - all gone except the Astrodome which looks tiny next to the new Reliant Stadium, a typical NFL stadium for the wealthy corporate box buyers. Sigh.